Wednesday 19 September 2012

I don't know what to do

Dearest Internet Dweller,
   My name is not really Mya May. It's not even close, I just, you know, did not want to reveal my true self to an unknown citizen much like your self (no offence of course), I don't know, you just may spontaneously decide to stalk me and interrupt my daily happenings, and just maybe threaten my family with a paintball gun. But that will not happen, because I refuse to give thee my name. You can call me Mya May, whats your name? :)
   No more awkward introductions ok. So, shall we begin? Why did I start a blog? WHY OH WHY? "YOU, out of ALL people, decided to start a blog, the one who hates ENGLISH WITH A PASSION" as my best friend, Puff (pet dog) said to me last Friday. Well my dearest friend, because I want to. No I am not great at English, I can't write a very good essay, I don't know how to define "life" and no, I am not in the mood to give you an in depth analysis of To Kill A Mocking Bird, but would like to spend some time expressing myself, through the use of the keyboard, putting aside all my fragment errors.
   Let's not let this get too far. WELCOME TO MY BLOG WHERE I DISCUS EVERY THING AND ANYTHING WITH YOU, please stay with me, lets develop an ever lasting friend ship where we can eat your grandma's homemade cookie after playing on the monkey bars, and you just may learn my legal name :) I am talking to a wall again.


Don't party too hard.
- M



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